I’m just going to put it out there: I find it very difficult to make friends. The kind that last, I mean. I like to think that I’m a pretty easy gal to get along with, but when it comes down to it there’s just something missing. I’ve always been told that if you do what you love, friendship will follow. I’m pretty sure that they were really saying “Karlee, you need a fucking hobby.” And that’s fair enough, except that I have NO IDEA what it is that I love to do besides nothing and eating food and more nothing. Living in my imagination is so much better than real life; I can’t be disappointed there.
I think disappointment is a key emotion, and it’s necessary to feel it sometimes. So here I am, looking for something to be disappointed by. I’ve been thinking and have come up with some ideas:
Being a Hippie- Pros: -Pretty decent at Frisbee
– Sense of Freedom
Cons: – Head to toe hemp
– Facial hair would run wild without maintenance
– Generally dirty
– Joni Mitchell
Pottery Class- Pros: – Playing with squishy stuff
– I think that’s it, actually.
Cons: – Urge to smash everything that I create
– Urge to smash everything that everyone else creates
Martial Arts: Pros: – Discipline
– Being able to drop-kick thugs
– Improvement of terrible motor skills
– Being in muthafuckin’ Bruce Lee shape
Cons: – Probably can’t take a hit without crying
For real though, dudes. What do you guys do for fun? Why do you enjoy it? Are there snacks? Help me out. I need to do more with my life than fucking around on the black hole that is the worldwide web.